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A Compilation Of The Best Don Juan lines Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Girl- No why? Guy- Cause you're the only 10 I see. Whoever made the alphabet was wrong because U & I should be together. Honey, you're so sweet I get sugar diabetes just looking at you. Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again? I would marry your cat just to get in the family. You must be tired 'cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day! Hey, my name is milk and I could do your body good. Guy: Girl, You know your dad's a thief, Girl: Why? Guy: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. You remind me of a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start. Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here. Is there an airport near or is that my heart taking off. Guy: GirI, are your parents terorists? Girl: Why? Guy: Because you are the bomb. Guy: you must be jamaican! Girl: why? Guy: cause jamaican me crazy. Go up to a girl and say "Can I see your Tag" (On the back of their shirt) when they say why say, "'Cause I want to see if you were made in heaven. Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption. I wonder what our children will look like. Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Excuse me? Guy: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt? Guy: Excuse me.....What time is it?? Girl: [gives time] Guy: I'm sorry, did you just say "I love you!"? Would you do me a favor? Remember to stay beautiful.. |
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